Why Functional Gut Testing is a Game-Changer


Hiiiiya Reader,

Imagine looking at the galaxy through the strongest telescope and for the first time ever, *truly* understanding how the cosmos work and having answers to all your biggest questions about life.

OK—gut testing won't be able to answer those philosophical "meaning of life questions." But it WILL answer the never-ending inquiries you have about how the galaxy inside of you (known as your microbiome) is actually working.

Functional gut testing - known at GHA as the GI Map Stool Test - provides detailed insights into your gut health, revealing imbalances, infections, and nutrient deficiencies.

This type of testing can help you understand your gut's specific needs and tailor your diet and lifestyle accordingly. It’s a powerful tool for anyone looking to improve their digestive health and overall well-being.

Watch this simple and educational Reel that I created that explains the difference between a GI Map and a Colonoscopy that your gastroenterologist might perform.

We've also created some example reports for you to explore - because if you're anything like us - SEEING the "universe inside of us" ✨ (and the potential to heal once we do!) is one of the coolest things ever. 🤓

  1. See a Sample GI Map Results Report HERE (it's a bit like medical Chinese - I know... keep reading!)
  2. See a Sample of the Written Interpretation our Lead RD creates (to decipher the otherwordly gut language!) PS - the details have been removed to save you from going down unnecessary rabbit holes.
  3. AND See a Sample Video of what you can expect when you meet with our RD to review your results.

Our VIP clients are then given a comprehensive Care Plan that outlines the next 6 months of dietary, lifestyle, and possible supplement recommendations based on their Results.

We have seen SO many lives changed at GHA that we've decided to TEMPORARILY DROP OUR VIP PRICING by over $800!!

This comprehensive plan all happens effortlessly and easefully at GHA because we simultaneously meet weekly to work through emotional healing and subconscious blocks that are currently making it all feel "hard and impossible" for you.

Healing IS possible. It DOES get to be simple.

We can't do the work for you, but we promise to hold your hand - every step of the way. And that, my friend, makes all the difference.

In love and gut health,

Chelsea Haines

Founder of The Gut Health Agency

PS: If you're interested in healing your gut and brain, schedule a 1:1 Clarity Call to discuss our VIP Healing Experience

PPS: If you know that a shocking moment or time in your life is impacting your physical health and are running in circles trying to figure out how to move past it all, join our GHA Membership for weekly live coaching calls to rewire your brain at the root, join the most bad-ass community of loving group support, and access our Signature Healing Program Learning Modules - so you can self-heal once and for all.

Chelsea Haines

Coach Chelsea Haines helps high-performing women overcome limiting beliefs and chronic gut health issues without eliminating the foods they love so they can live their most Relaxed, Healthy, and Wealthy life!

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