Wait, [FIRST NAME GOES HERE] … did we just pretend Covid never happened?


Hi love,

So apparently, we all just… moved on from a global pandemic. 🥴

Like:

  • Friendships blew up.
  • Families were divided.
  • Jobs vanished overnight.
  • Babies were born with zero support.
  • People passed without getting to say goodbye.
  • And don’t even get me started on the developmental delays in kids who basically grew up thinking other humans were zombies.

And yet—poof—we acted like nothing happened. Back to “normal.” 🙃

Except… not really.

This week alone, I’ve talked to multiple women still carrying the weight: heartbreak over what was said, grief over canceled milestones (my own wedding included), IBS and IBD diagnoses (one after the next), and the lingering physical fallout of actually getting sick. Five. Years. Later.

Here’s the thing, Reader: trauma doesn’t just disappear because the world says “move on.” It lodges itself in your nervous system. In your gut. In your body. Until you give it a way out.

That’s why I created the Nervous System Reset Masterclass—a 75-minute experience where you’ll:

✅ Learn the science of how trauma + stress actually get stuck in your body

✅ Do a guided release practice with me in real time

✅ Walk away feeling lighter, calmer, and finally able to exhale

It’s $22. Less than your last Target run, and infinitely more healing. 💁🏻‍♀️(Depending on your definition - bc let's be real, an iced coffee and Targé run can heal many things 😉)

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$97.00

The Nervous System Reset

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But for real: pretending we’re fine hasn’t been working for the last 5 years - and that isn't going to change unless we change.

With you in this,

Chelsea

P.S. Your nervous system doesn’t come with an “ignore” button. (Trust me, I looked. If it did, I’d have slammed it sometime around March 2020.) Healing is the only way through—grab your seat here.

Chelsea Haines

Coach Chelsea Haines helps high-performing women overcome limiting beliefs and chronic gut health issues without eliminating the foods they love so they can live their most Relaxed, Healthy, and Wealthy life!

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